HUMOR: seaman (fwd)

Jay Barry (jaybarry@mercury.withheld.com)
Fri, 23 Feb 1996 14:05:17 -0500

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> Actual radio conversation released by the Chief of Naval Operations,
> 10-10-95
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>
> #1: Please divert your course 15 degrees to the North to avoid a
> collision.
>
> #2: Recommend you divert YOUR course 15 degrees to South to avoid
> a collision.
>
> #1: This is the Captain of US Navy ship. I say again, divert
> YOUR course.
>
> #2: No. I say again, you divert YOUR course.
>
> #1: THIS IS THE AIRCRAFT CARRIER ENTERPRISE, WE ARE A
> LARGE WARSHIP OF THE US NAVY. DIVERT YOUR COURSE NOW!
>
> #2: This is a lighthouse. Your call.

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