-- withheld koonts <lkoonts@withheld.net> / http://www.withheld.net/~lkoonts box 50183 raleigh NC 27650-0183 / 919.834.2465---------- Forwarded message ---------- Date: Mon, 7 Oct 1996 13:34:00 -0400 From: Ken Zirkel <ken@sloangroup.com> Subject: funny joke
This one has a long lead-up, but it's worth it:
Bill Gates meets Hugh Grant at a Hollywood party. They start talking and Bill says, "I've seen some great pictures of Divine Brown lately, I sure would like to get together with her!"
Hugh replies, "Well Bill, you know ever since our 'incident', her price has skyrocketed, and now she's charging a small fortune."
Bill (with a chuckle), "Hugh, money's no object to me. What's her number?"
So Hugh gives Bill her number and Bill sets up a date.
They meet and after they finish, Bill is lying there in ecstasy, mumbling, "Divine... Divine... Divine... oh, God... now I know why you chose the name Divine."
To which she replies, "Thank you, Bill. And now I know how you chose the name Microsoft."
* Ken Zirkel * NYC * 212-366-5094 x 233 *