Date: Fri, 23 Feb 1996 14:05:17 -0500 > ====================================================================== > Actual radio conversation released by the Chief of Naval Operations, > 10-10-95 > ===================================================================== > > #1: Please divert your course 15 degrees to the North to avoid a > collision. > > #2: Recommend you divert YOUR course 15 degrees to South to avoid > a collision. > > #1: This is the Captain of US Navy ship. I say again, divert > YOUR course. > > #2: No. I say again, you divert YOUR course. > > #1: THIS IS THE AIRCRAFT CARRIER ENTERPRISE, WE ARE A > LARGE WARSHIP OF THE US NAVY. DIVERT YOUR COURSE NOW! > > #2: This is a lighthouse. Your call. __________________________________________________________________________
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