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Date: Thu, 22 Feb 1996 15:24:30 -0500
From: Maronpot.Jennifer
To: Mark A Bertone
Subject: drunk humor
From: Quattlebaum.Bill on Thu, Feb 22, 1996 3:00 PM
Subject: 18 Bottles of Whiskey - Humor
The Eighteen Bottles
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I had eighteen bottles of whiskey in my cellar and was told by
my wife to empty the contents of each and every bottle down the
sink,
or else... I said I would and proceeded with the unpleasant task.
I
withdrew the cork from the first bottle and poured the contents
down
the sink, with the exception of one glass, which I drank. I then
withdrew the cork from the second bottle and did likewise with it,
with the exception of one glass, which I drank. I then withdrew
the
cork from the third bottle and poured the contents down the sink which
I drank. I pulled the cork from the fourth bottle down the sink
and
poured the bottle down the glass, which I drank. I pulled the
bottle
from the cork of the next and drank one sink out of it, and threw
the
rest down the glass. I pulled the sink out of the next glass and
poured the cork down the bottle. Then I corked the sink with the
glass, bottled the drink and drank the pour. When I had everything
emptied, I steadied the house with one hand, counted the glasses,
corks, bottles, and sinks with the other, which were twentynine, and
as the houses came by I counted them again, and finally I had all
the
houses in one bottle, which I drank. I'm not under the affulence
of
incohol as some tinkle peep I am. I'm not half as thunk as you
might
drink. I fool so feelish I don't know who is me, and the drunker I
stand here, the longer I get.
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