From: "Daniel C. L'Hommedieu" <dcl@clearlight.com>
Date: Mon, 7 Oct 1996 14:39:16 -0400 (EDT)
Here's one for you, Charley and Aaron.
Daniel
Forwarding:
| Subject: Win theme song
| Date: Mon, 7 Oct 96 10:15:24 -0500
| From: "Grey.Mull" <GREY.MULL@apple.com>
| To: "Dan L'Hommedieu" <dcl@clearlight.com>
|
| I found this in one of the Windows news groups. Enjoy.
|
| The Win95 Theme Song
|
| [to the tune of the "Mr. Ed" theme, but sung
| with a British accent for best effect:]
|
| A DOS is an OS, of course, of course
| And no one can sit on their OS, of course
| Unless their OS sits on Microsoft DOS
| Like Windows 95!
|
| You can't find the bugs without the source
| And Bill will never share it, of course
| But your personal check he'll gladly endorse--
| Buy Windows 95!
|
| Linux runs for days and days
| And never seems to stop,
| But Win95 will never crash
| Unless you boot it up!
|
| Oh, a DOS is an OS of course, of course,
| And no one can cripple an OS, of course
| You never heard of a crippled OS?
| Well, listen to this:
|
| "Winnn-dows 95!"
--
Daniel C. L'Hommedieu
dcl@clearlight.com
http://www.clearlight.com/~dcl
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To: "J. Ferrell - WebPress" <ferrell@enterprise.interpath.net>
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Superman's had a hard week of fighting crime in Metropolis and is ready
for some R&R. So Friday afternoon he looks up his pals Batman and
Spiderman to see if they're up for going on the prowl that evening. Both
turn him down on account of prior commitments and Superman is pretty
ticked. As he's flying around the stratosphere letting off steam, he
spots Wonder Woman lying on her back stark naked sunbathing on the beach.
"Hey," he thinks, "I'm Superman and I don't need those two clowns to
have a good time. I can just fly down there at the speed of light,
catch a quickie and fly away before she knows what happened."
So, Superman zips down, takes advantage of the situation and flies away
at the speed of light.
Wonder Woman says, "What the hell was that?"
The Invisible Man says, "I don't know but it hurt like hell!"
Mark Anthony Bertone --=--=--=--=--=--=--=--=--=--=--=--=--=--=--=--=--=--=
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