From: dadclarke@juno.com (Ron Clarke) Date: Thu, 07 Nov 1996 21:25:44 EST I try really hard to drop my weight, I do everything the doctor tells me plus more. If he gets on me about my weight...I get a hair cut...if he tells me to go on a diet...I use appetite suppressants...cake,cookies, ice cream, they work best for me, and if he tells me to exercise...I check my E-mail three times a day instead of twice. To add to all of this, I stand up in the shower at least twice a week. Dad DadClarke@Juno.Com
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