From: "Alan B. Clegg" <abc@gateway.com>
Date: Fri, 1 Nov 1996 10:20:29 -0500 (EST)
College Entrance Exam - Football Player Version
TIME LIMIT: 3 weeks
1. What language is spoken in France?
2. Give a dissertation on the ancient Babylonian Empire with particular
reference to achitechture, literature, law and social conditions
-OR-
Give the first name of Pierre Trudeau
3. Would you ask William Shakespeare to
(a) build a bridge
(b) sail the ocean
(c) lead and army or
(d) WRITE A PLAY
4. What religion is the Pope?
(a) Jewish
(b) Catholic
(c) Hindu
(d) Polish
(e) Agnostic
(check only one)
5. Metric conversion. How many feet is 0.0 meters?
6. What time is it when the big hand is on the 12 and the little hand is
on the 5?
7. How many commandments was Moses given? (approximately)
8. What are people in America's far north called?
(a) Westerners
(b) Southerners
(c) Northerners
9. Spell -- Bush, Carter, and Clinton
Bush:
Carter:
Clinton
10. Six kings of England have been called George, the last one being George
the sixth. Name the previous five.
11. Where does the rain come from?
(a) Macy's
(b) a 7-11
(c) Canada
(d) the sky
12. Can you explain Einstein's Theory of Relativity?
(a) yes
(b) no
13. What are coat hangers used for?
14. The Star Spangled Banner is the National Anthem for what country?
15. Explain Le Chateliers Principle of Dynamic Equilibrium
-OR-
spell your name in BLOCK LETTERS
16. Where is the basement of a three story building located?
17. Which part of America produces the most oranges?
(a) New York
(b) Florida
(c) Canada
(d) Wisconsin
18. Advanced math. If you have three apples how many apples do you have?
19. What does NBC (National Broadcasting Corp.) stand for?
20. The UNC tradition of excellence began when?
(approximately)
(a) B.C.
(b) A.D.
Name:
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