From: "Holbrooks, Amy" <AHOLBROO@msmail.ncdc.noaa.gov> Date: Wed, 14 Feb 96 11:30:00 EST Dude, that was funny.....what do you think would happen if I actually sent a letter like that? From bertone Wed Feb 14 11:14:28 1996 Received: (from bertone@localhost) by enterprise.interpath.net (8.6.12/8.6.9) id LAA10155; Wed, 14 Feb 1996 11:14:28 -0500 Date: Wed, 14 Feb 1996 11:14:27 -0500 (EST) From: Mark A Bertone <bertone@enterprise.interpath.net> To: "J. Ferrell - WebPress" <ferrell@enterprise.interpath.net> Subject: FW: Humor: Rejection letters (fwd) Message-ID: <Pine.SUN.3.91.960214111421.10144A-100000@enterprise.interpath.net> MIME-Version: 1.0 Content-Type: TEXT/PLAIN; charset=US-ASCII Status: RO ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ MarkAnthonyBertone CIS/WebPress DigitalArtist/WebDesigner 919.890.6333 bertone@interpath.net http://www.webpress.net/ ---------- Forwarded message ---------- Date: Wed, 14 Feb 1996 10:53:58 -0500 From: Maronpot.Jennifer <maronpo1@NIEHS.NIH.GOV> To: Mark A Bertone <bertone@Interpath.net> Subject: FW: Humor: Rejection letters _______________________________________________________________________________ From: Mahoney.Mary on Wed, Feb 14, 1996 10:37 AM Subject: FW: Humor: Rejection letters To: Maronpot.Jennifer >Ever wonder what to do when those rejection letters start piling >up? Well here's a suggestion: > > - - - - - - - - - - - - - Cut Here - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - > >[Date Today] > >Dear Mr. Kennelly: > >Thank you for your letter of January 29. After careful >consideration I regret to inform you that I am unable to accept >your refusal to offer me employment with your firm. This year I >have been particularly fortunate in receiving an unusually large >number of rejection letters. With such a varied and promising >field of candidates it is impossible for me to accept all >refusals. > >Despite McKinsey's outstanding qualifications and previous >experience in rejecting applicants, I find that your rejection >does not meet with my needs at this time. Therefore, I will >initiate employment with your firm immediately following >graduation. I look forward to seeing you then. > >Best of luck in rejecting future candidates. > >Sincerely, > >[Your name here] --Dan Bularzik, Hired Gun (bularzik@nando.net) "Have disk one, will travel." ------------------ RFC822 Header Follows ------------------ Received: by niehs.nih.gov with SMTP;13 Feb 1996 19:35:27 -0500 Received: from NIEHS.NIH.GOV by NIEHS.NIH.GOV (PMDF V5.0-5 #14800) id <01I16CM9CQJM8WWA3P@NIEHS.NIH.GOV> for mahoney@RFDI2M.NIEHS.NIH.GOV; Tue, 13 Feb 1996 19:32:43 -0500 (EST) Received: from merlin.nando.net by NIEHS.NIH.GOV (PMDF V5.0-5 #14800) id <01I16CL394FK8ZE5ML@NIEHS.NIH.GOV> for mahoney@NIEHS.NIH.GOV; Tue, 13 Feb 1996 19:31:51 -0500 (EST) Received: from [152.52.36.47] (vyger207.nando.net) by merlin.nando.net (4.1/davel-nando/dec93) id AA16975; Tue, 13 Feb 1996 19:34:40 -0500 (EST) Date: Tue, 13 Feb 1996 19:34:08 -0500 From: bularzik@nando.net (Daniel Bularzik) Subject: Humor: Rejection letters X-Sender: bularzik@mailhost.nando.net Resent-to: mahoney@RFDI2M.NIEHS.NIH.GOV To: mahoney@NIEHS.NIH.GOV Resent-message-id: <01I16CM9HTT08WWA3P@NIEHS.NIH.GOV> Message-id: <v01510102ad46de523a26@[152.52.36.47]> X-VMS-To: IN%"mahoney@NIEHS.NIH.GOV" MIME-version: 1.0 Content-type: text/plain; charset=us-ascii Content-transfer-encoding: 7BIT
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