From: Jim Nasiatka <jwylde@interaccess.com> (by way of cbratton@interpath.net Date: Thu, 15 Feb 1996 09:07:03 -0500 >---- Begin Forwarded Message >Subject: My Kid is better than your kid (fwd) > >>These four gents go out to play golf one sunny morning. One is detained >>in the clubhouse, and the other three are discussing their children while >>walking to the first tee. "My son," says one, "has made quite a name for >>himself in the homebuilding industry. He began as a carpenter, but now >>owns his own design and construction firm. He's so successful in fact, in >>the last year he was able to give a good friend a brand new home as a >>gift." >> >>The second man, not to be outdone, allows how his son began his career as >>a car salesman, but now owns a multi-line dealership. "He's so successful, >>in fact, in the last six months he gave a friend two brand new cars as a >>gift." >> >>The third man's son has worked his way up through a stock brokerage and in >>the last few weeks has given a good friend a large stock portfolio as a >>gift. >> >>As the fourth man arrives at the tee box, another tells him that they have >>been discussing their progeny and asks what line his son is in. >> >>"To tell the truth, I'm not very pleased with how my son has turned out, he >>replies. "For fifteen years, he's been a hairdresser, and I've just >>recently discovered he's a practicing homosexual. But, on the bright side, >>he must be good at what he does because his last three boyfriends have >>given him a brand new house, two cars, and a big pile of stock >>certificates." >> > > > > > > > > > All the money in the world is no match for hard work and ingenuity... ____ \ / Nothing is so strong as Gentleness; JWylde@interaccess.com \/ nothing so gentle as real strength Nasiatka@anl.gov
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