From: "J. Ferrell - WebPress" <ferrell@mercury.interpath.com> Date: Wed, 21 Feb 1996 08:20:18 -0500 (EST) > Message-id: <01I1GCNAXT6W8WWW48@SUNBELT.NET> > MIME-version: 1.0 > X-Mailer: Windows Eudora Version 1.4.4 > Content-type: text/plain; charset="us-ascii" > Content-transfer-encoding: 7BIT > > > ><< How many Republicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? > > > >Four hundred and sixty-two: > >Twelve to investigate Clinton's involvement in the failure of the old > >bulb, twenty-three to deregulate the light bulb industry, sixteen to cut > >funding for alternative lighting R&D, thirty-four to cut the tax rate on > >light bulbs, fifty-three to design a block grant so the states can change > >the bulb, forty-one to talk with defense contractors about night-vision > >gear instead, and two hundred and eighty-three to pass a law making it > >illegal to discuss naked bulbs (or screwing anything) on the Internet. > >
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