From: "J. Ferrell - WebPress" <ferrell@Interpath.net> Date: Thu, 22 Feb 1996 11:54:01 -0500 (EST) Ahh, listservs ;) > Date: Thu, 22 Feb 1996 08:47:32 -0500 (EST) > From: Andre Correa <acorrea@internetco.net> > Subject: Re: UNSUBSCRIBE ME NOW OR I'LL SHOOT! > To: Steve Hollasch <stevehol@microsoft.com> > cc: "'vrml-modeling@mailserver.sdsc.edu'" <vrml-modeling@franklin.sdsc.edu>, > "'vrml-behaviors@mailserver.sdsc.edu'" <vrml-behaviors@franklin.sdsc.edu> > In-Reply-To: <c=US%a=_%p=msft%l=RED-81-MSG960221171055XE005C00@red-06-imc.itg.microsoft.com> > Message-ID: <Pine.3.89.9602220853.A11625-0100000@miranda.internetco.net> > MIME-Version: 1.0 > Content-Type: TEXT/PLAIN; charset=US-ASCII > <snip> > > > > Note that this is my third attempt to unsubscribe from this list. For > > my first attempt, I walked out on my front porch at three in the morning > > and shouted "UNSUBSCRIBE ME FROM THIS LIST!". I heard a dog bark in the > > distance for confirmation and thought that everything was taken care of. > > > > Then I got another piece of mail. I figure there was a glitch in the > > system. > > > > The solution struck me while I was driving to work the next day. At the > > next stoplight, I jumped out of my car and sprinted to the center of the > > intersection. "UNSUBSCRIBE ME! UNSUBSCRIBE ME!", I screamed as I whirled > > around to make sure everybody heard me. "UNSUBSCRIBE ME!", I yelled as I > > leapt onto the hood of a nearby Tercel and pounded on the hood. Everybody > > had they're full attention on me, so they can't say they didn't get my > > message! > > > > Satisfied that I'd solved the problem, I got back into my car and > > arrived > > at work. Wouldn't you know it? I got *another* email from this list! Then > > it occurred to me that I'd made a simple mistake; clearly I must shout at > > everybody on the list so that you, the collective readers, can all drive to > > your collective control center and do whatever it is you all do there and > > get > > me off the list.
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