CASILIST: HUMOR: MPC, the methane prediction center reports]

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Don't blame me, but Larry Kollar a friend of mine in Dawsonville
GA...

Date sent: Fri, 6 Feb 1998 22:47:37 -0500
To: powell{at}scsn.net
From: kollar{at}stc.net (Larry E Kollar)
Subject: Uh oh....

METHANE PREDICTION CENTER BULLETIN #7734
980207 0327Z

THE MPC HAS ISSUED A HIGH RISK OF SEVERE METHANE STORMS FOR... NORTH
GEORGIA.

THIS IS A PARTICULARLY SMELLY SITUATION EXPECTED TO PRODUCE HIGH
WINDS...
GASOCYCLONES... AND SUPERSMELLS THROUGHOUT THE OUTLOOK AREA. MAJOR
EXPLOSIONS
ARE A NEAR CERTAINTY.

DISCUSSION...

LARGE CLUSTERS OF FAMILIES AND FRIENDS HAVE BEEN SEEN ENTERING AND
LEAVING
MEXICAN RESTAURANTS IN THE DAHLONEGA AREA. BURRITO-FAJITA MEALS HAVE
DESTABILIZED LARGE SEGMENTS OF THE POPULATION, WITH MUCRAPS NEAR 7500
IN
PLACES. STRONG LIFTING HAS BEEN OBSERVED, WITH SEVERAL PEOPLE RISING
NEARLY SIX INCHES FROM CHAIRS.

SEVERAL LARGE GASOCYCLONES WERE SUBSEQUENTLY OBSERVED IN AND NEAR THE
WAL-MART EAST OF TOWN. THESE STORMS PRODUCED HIGH WINDS BUT NO
FALLOUT.
HOWEVER, AS THE WINDS SHIFT OVERNIGHT, GASOCYCLONES AND SUPERSMELLS
ARE
EXPECTED TO INTENSIFY AND RIP THROUGH THE OUTLOOK AREA, WITH A HIGH
LIKELIHOOD OF EXPLOSIONS.

PERSONS IN THE OUTLOOK AREA SHOULD IMMEDIATELY SEEK SHELTER,
CLOTHESPINS,
AND LYSOL. IF AN EXPLOSION IS IMMINENT, OPEN WINDOWS AND ACTIVATE
ALL
AVAILABLE EXHAUST FANS.

..KOLLAR.. 02/07/98

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